what do you get...

...when you cross a "sexy" flip flop keychain,

a flower pen, some binder clips, some paper clips

and a hideous paper flower with a girl who does not feel like working?

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you exhibit A:

what you do not see is my amazing "sexy" flip flop/paperclip necklace and the other hideous paper flower stuck to the other side of my head. oh yeah, i had another binder clip attached to my other earring too. so, if i never post on my blog again, you will know that i got fired from my job...

{happy monday}